Always keep a smile on your face.

fukkkres:

white mom: quit roughhousing!

white son: fuck u mom

white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that?

white dad: go to your room billy right this minute!

white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can*

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

(via ruinedchildhood)

taco-bell-rey:

The Simpsons was the most honest show out there

(Source: taco-bell-rey, via heyfunniest)

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