Hi i'm owen and i'm 16

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

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crotchtops:

when a hoe touches your hair 

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marieannelise:

When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once

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dirudo:

Teacher : So what did you bring for show and tell today

Me :

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shitdickfuckmothafucka:

tan-the-man:

themajesticalnarwhal:

He looks so strange without the mustache. 

You mean damn fine.

From Pornstache to Fuckmesideways with just one razor.

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